If we do run into a situation that calls for it, then I can call it useful. As it stands, I'm too small to carry anyone, and it's obviously out of place if I were to drive down a street in this form. [There's a twitch in his mustache betraying his frustration. This is why he prefers researching; it's too dangerous for him right now. Plus, he doesn't want to run into the man that caused him to react so strongly to a fake proposal.]

Movies aren't all that accurate to life. [He's seen many on Cybertron, even those from Earth, and he's well aware of how fiction embellishes the drudgery of reality.] I don't know why anyone would want that sort of speech given to them. It's a rotten apology and a manipulative tactic to attain an official relationship.