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Cyberformed Inbox

"You have reached the personal frequency of Ultra Magnus. I am unable to answer your call either due to a scheduled priority or an emergency. If the issue requires my immediate attention, begin your message by stating "Emergency" and the level of threat or writing that information in the subject header. Please leave your name, time and date of contact, message, and location. I will respond at the nearest opportunity."
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There is a recent addition on violence aboard the R2. Recently, we have had several murders in the ship, but as those who died return to the space bridge the next day, I had to reword several clauses to better address the severity of the crime. The brig is still not in perfect condition, and I figured that having Getaway work with the Vehicons for the next several months would suffice until we have a proper process for determining punishments.
[He looks up.] You are aware that Getaway was responsible for two deaths and threatening several other mechs, correct?
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[ Prowl would have simply ordered a bullet to the head of a rogue agent were he back home. Sadly, it appears that is not an option here. ]
I should review the reports of these crimes as well before making any edits.
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[He pulls out one of his work datapads and opens up the case folder.]
Of course. I will send you a copy right now. [Because of course he wrote up everything, including the autopsies, the investigation minutes, the damage done to one of the storage rooms that nearly caused a massive fire, the disappearing bodies, and the list of evidence.]
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[ Prowl expects nothing less of him. ]
Have there also been threat assessments of the ship, outside of these investigations?
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[He folds his hands on the desk.]
Are you familiar with such a thing?
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[And he’s got a very long memory and deep tendrils everywhere. ]
I can’t imagine it’s a good thing, with a name like that. An investigation would be more than warranted.
Speaking of threats, do you know what happened with Getaway’s nudge gun?
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The fact that its existence is known has already made it incredibly dangerous.
[ He actually sounds… kind of pissed about that? Maybe it has something to do with being brain probed like 4 times. ]
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[There, consensus. It's better than having one mech decide everything.]
Speak with Longarm, and we will find a place to smelt it down together.
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[awkwardly looks away.]
I suppose this will be an opportune moment to speak of my opinion on this.
[ he stares at nothing in particular, perhaps counting the number of bolts on a piece of wall while he speaks. ]
A old colleague of mine had pointed out to me that I tended to go in cycles. That I find my conscience for a while, and then forget it. He’s not wrong.
Events later led me to Luna-1, away from the chaos of Cybertron, and perhaps things were finally quiet enough to realize that the way to make it stick this time around is to… take a step back, so to speak.
Perhaps a role that is more advisory would be best.
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So you wish to play a supporting role to Longarm and me. [He pulls his hands back from the keyboard.] I am not opposed to it. Both of us have plenty of work which with you can help, especially in these early days of forming a crew.
What will your title me? Assistant security officer?
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I believe Security Advisor would suffice.
[More systems analysis and detective work, less chasing idiots around through the hallways. This sounds good to him. He always did like his job in mechaforensics. ]
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[Several spreadsheets will be updated accordingly.]
Is that all? [He sure hopes it is.]
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I will leave you to your work.